>Captain Obvious

> Captain Obvious states the obvious. This means that his statements are self-evident. The future is coming. Indeed, current events may become past events, but always remember that there will, now and always, be future events in the future. Computers don’t work after they break. No matter how today turns out, there’s always tomorrow. Simply because you can’t see something doesn’t mean you can’t hear or smell it. If something gets hard that means it won’t be easy anymore. If you hate someone that can most likely indicate that you don’t like them. Someone has, at some time, had sex with someone else. When your thirsty nothing feels better then … Continue reading >Captain Obvious